Conversation with a Toddler

Sunday night we had the following conversation with Andrew after he told us he had eaten his graham cracker.

Daddy: Did you eat the whole graham cracker?

Andrew: No. I did eat the whole graham cracker. But not all of it.
I ate all of it. But not the whole thing.

What?

He went on in this manner for several minutes. We never did figure out whether or not he had actually eaten his snack. We were laughing too hard to actually get up off the couch and look for ourselves. And this is why you should never try to reason with toddlers. That's probably just how we sound to them.