Toilet Paper and Beans

Today, I have 2 rolls of unrolled toilet paper in the kids' bathroom. I also have about 5 lbs of dry beans on the floor in my pantry and tracked through all the hallways in the house. There's popcorn all over the kitchen and cheerios in the couch. Tomorrow, I may have a three-year-old for sale. Any takers? He's great for keeping your food storage rotated. . . . (Those beans certainly weren't doing us any good).

p.s. Did you know you can completely fill a toilet with tp and still have plenty left on the roll to decorate the floor with? I learned that from an earlier 3-year-old, who is, amazingly, still alive and well in our home.